Thoughts that are falling out of my brain.

Get behind-the-scenes access to the latest long-ish form blog post from my personal website. I have no idea what the topic will be, but you'll get to read as it comes together regardless.

Each month I'll lovingly craft anything up to two long-ish form posts. Yes. You read that right. Up to two monthly posts will be yours to gobble up whenever your eyeballs are longing to escape reality and stare back at a screen.

Bonus 1 for the earliest of all adopters: The first signup gets exclusive commenting access to the words. Yes. That's right. You'll be able to comment and give feedback in real-time as the posts are coming together. Your link will be lovingly copied and pasted by thumb and sent to your mobile device for that extra special personal touch. Only one available.

What a fantastic opportunity!

Bonus 2 for the earliest of all adopters: You'll get the opportunity to have a coffee with the author. No. Not over zoom. In the flesh! I'll sort the coffee. You bring the topic of conversation.

Wow! Cashback.

Bonus 3 for the earliest of all adopters: You'll get half-price access to this goldmine of letters, spaces, and line breaks compared to the early adopters. You'll never need to worry about running out of English words to read, for as long as I can be arsed to write them. Forget cheaper than a cup of coffee. This is cheaper than a jar of own-brand instant.

Bargain.

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